A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind everyunsuccessful man, there are two.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.