One day sardar saw a dream that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account. Why?
Becoz of ICICI's slogan: "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE".

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”

FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)

AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)

SARDAR:I think (killed)