Showing posts with label Fun SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun SMS. Show all posts

Khuda !!!!!!!!!!

Idhar khuda hai,
Udar khuda hai,
Jidhar dekho udar khuda hai,
Idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai,
Jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

Love !

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

After reading the form filled by an applicant..

The employer said :" WE do have an... opening for you..! "

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha badeZor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke saath.
Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se
Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho …..
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!
Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAI na ho,
Woh IHSQ hi kya,jisme LADAI na ho,
Woh DIL hi kya,jisme DARD na ho,
aur woh Inbox hi kya,jisme HAMARA mail na ho.
Agar hum na hote to Ghazal kaun kehta?
Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta?
Yeh to karishma hai mohobbat ka,
Varna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta!!

Genuine Friends Are Those Who Care Without Hesitation,

Remembers Without Limitations,

Forgives Without Any Expectations

And

Loves Even Without Communication…

Difference Between Smile And Your Face Is That
Smile Is Something Nice To See On Your Face,
But Your Face Is Something Nice To See Always,
Even Without A Smile…
Tum Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Mera Kya Jayega
Log Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahenge…
Hum ek baar jite hai,Ek baar marte hai,Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to…Exam q baar baar dete hai…

Flower !

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....

Insaan !

Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti

Dead without you !

Life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha.......

Great Love.

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I may start luving more ALPHABETS...!

True Friendship.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

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