Hello Tune !!!

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"

Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Nishana.

An astronomer was watching the sky from telescope. A sardar was observing him. Suddenly a star falls. After seeing that sardar says "WAH KYA NISHANA HAI".

Intelligent Puppy

Santa was playing chess with a dog.

A man said-INTELLIGENT PUPPY !

Santa- O Jee kahe ka intelligent

5 me se 3 game to maine jeete hai.

Santa in the Train !

TC to Santa : Ticket dikao.
Santa :Ye lo.
TC : Ye to purani ticket hai.
Santa : To train abhi showroom se nikali hai kya.

Santa the Great.

Santa : Mujhe to aankhe band karne par bhi dikhayi deta hai.

Banta : Acha! Kya dikhta hai?

Santa : Andhera !