Dinner.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Difference !

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.