Dipawali Wishes.

3 persons were asking 4 ur mobile no.but I didn"t give them instead I hv given them ur home address.They wl b visiting ur house during Deepavali pl welcome them,make them a perment member of ur family . They r SUKH SHANTI & SAMRUDHI . Have a wonderful Deepavali.

Diwali Wishes.

LET US ENJOY DIPAVALI. .. ...with

Determination,

Inspiration,

Passion,

Action,

Vision,

Ambition,

Liberation and Introspection

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INTEGRATION.

Happy Diwali.

"New" day.
"New" morning.
“New" hopes.
"New" plans.
"New" efforts.
"New" success.
"New" feelings.
WISH U ALL "HAPPY DIWALI & NEW YEAR”

Difference Between Smile And Your Face Is That
Smile Is Something Nice To See On Your Face,
But Your Face Is Something Nice To See Always,
Even Without A Smile…

Hum ek baar jite hai,Ek baar marte hai,Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to…Exam q baar baar dete hai…

Dead without you !

Life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha.......

Great Love.

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I may start luving more ALPHABETS...!

True Friendship.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Roots of Friendship.

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Share !

When God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

Mathematics !!!

Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

Boss.

A devil came running to my room. He wanted to trouble good people. I suggested your name, "Oh no!" he said, "We ain't allowed to disturb our superiors".

New Effective Mantra !

The alcohol Manthra : guru bRUMa, guru WHISKY..., gurudevo GINeshwar,... guru saksat SCOTCHeswara tasmeshree BEERenamaha... CHEERS !!!

Meeting without You ?

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Thanks !

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

One day sardar saw a dream that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account. Why?
Becoz of ICICI's slogan: "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE".

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?

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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so plz don't walk in the rain,otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”

FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)

AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)

SARDAR:I think (killed)

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.