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Dipawali Wishes.
3 persons were asking 4 ur mobile no.but I didn"t give them instead I hv given them ur home address.They wl b visiting ur house during Deepavali pl welcome them,make them a perment member of ur family . They r SUKH SHANTI & SAMRUDHI . Have a wonderful Deepavali.
Diwali Wishes.
LET US ENJOY DIPAVALI. .. ...with
Determination,
Inspiration,
Passion,
Action,
Vision,
Ambition,
Liberation and Introspection
&
INTEGRATION.
Happy Diwali.
"New" day.
"New" morning.
“New" hopes.
"New" plans.
"New" efforts.
"New" success.
"New" feelings.
WISH U ALL "HAPPY DIWALI & NEW YEAR”
"New" morning.
“New" hopes.
"New" plans.
"New" efforts.
"New" success.
"New" feelings.
WISH U ALL "HAPPY DIWALI & NEW YEAR”
Difference Between Smile And Your Face Is That
Smile Is Something Nice To See On Your Face,
But Your Face Is Something Nice To See Always,
Even Without A Smile…
Smile Is Something Nice To See On Your Face,
But Your Face Is Something Nice To See Always,
Even Without A Smile…
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Hum ek baar jite hai,Ek baar marte hai,Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to…Exam q baar baar dete hai…
Dead without you !
Life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
Great Love.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I may start luving more ALPHABETS...!
True Friendship.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Roots of Friendship.
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
Share !
When God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!
Mathematics !!!
Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".
Boss.
A devil came running to my room. He wanted to trouble good people. I suggested your name, "Oh no!" he said, "We ain't allowed to disturb our superiors".
New Effective Mantra !
The alcohol Manthra : guru bRUMa, guru WHISKY..., gurudevo GINeshwar,... guru saksat SCOTCHeswara tasmeshree BEERenamaha... CHEERS !!!
Meeting without You ?
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Thanks !
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
One day sardar saw a dream that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account. Why?
Becoz of ICICI's slogan: "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE".
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account. Why?
Becoz of ICICI's slogan: "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE".
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so plz don't walk in the rain,otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
SARDAR:I think (killed)
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
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