Roots of Friendship.

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Share !

When God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

Mathematics !!!

Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

Boss.

A devil came running to my room. He wanted to trouble good people. I suggested your name, "Oh no!" he said, "We ain't allowed to disturb our superiors".

New Effective Mantra !

The alcohol Manthra : guru bRUMa, guru WHISKY..., gurudevo GINeshwar,... guru saksat SCOTCHeswara tasmeshree BEERenamaha... CHEERS !!!

Meeting without You ?

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Love !!!

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

Thanks !

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

One day sardar saw a dream that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account. Why?
Becoz of ICICI's slogan: "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE".

Pal pal hawa ki ahat ka dhyan rakhna,

Muskil samay mei bhi is dost ko yad rakhna,

Hamari yado ke khushbo zaror ayegi,

Tum bas apna naak saaf rakhna

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?

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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so plz don't walk in the rain,otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”

FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)

AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)

SARDAR:I think (killed)

When i call you..

1. Ring means i m thinking u.

2. Rings means i like u.

3. Rings means i miss u.

4. Rings means i need u.

5. Rings means behray phone uchal.

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel, Najre samor dhuka vaatel, Aaspaas konich disnar naahi, Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail, Tevha tu majhya kade ye, Me tulaDolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind everyunsuccessful man, there are two.

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?