If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too.

If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace".

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

Money is not everything. - There’s MasterCard & Visa.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

No visits... no calls..

no sms's... no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?